So you got a feel for the first half of my departure, but the second half gets worse. Turns out the bus wasn't in as much of a hurry as I was, and I got to the airport JUST in time to check my bags (too heavy of course... THANKS RYANAIR FOR TAKING ALL MY MONEY) and SPRINT to the boarding gate... Only to find that there was a line down the hallway and I wasn't arriving 10 minutes after boarding closed like I had previously believed. Turns out I didn't have to embarrass myself by running through an airport in my socks like a madwoman. But you know what, I made it. And guess where I'm going - LONDON!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧