MICAYLA 

This may be the funniest picture I've ever seen and I'm not even joking a little bit. If you look closely, you can see THE RIDICULOUS MANNER THAT THE COOK CUT MY PIZZA. Literally, this had Jamee and I crying for the next 24 hours. 

If you're not laughing yet, just picture the chef in the back, who I can only assume was blindfolded for this part of the meal preparation, looking at this and thinking "Yes. This is an acceptable pizza to send out." 

Still not laughing?

That's fine, no one else we tried to explain the story to did either. 

 

But the reason I had this beautiful, aesthetically pleasing pizza for dinner and not a meal prepared by my señora, is because Jamee and I stayed in Dos Hermanas for the weekend in order to be educated in the world of Harry Potter (aka Paco forced us to watch as many as we can in one night. Spoiler alert: we only got though 2. Actually, I got through 1.5...)